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“Not to Brag, But My Human is the Cutest” Pet Tank

$34.63

Give your dog or cat the ultimate style upgrade with the “Not to Brag, But My Human is the Cutest” Tank! Designed to match the human version of the hoodie, this adorable pet tank is perfect for twinning moments, cozy lounging, or showing off on walks. Made for comfort and style, it’s a must-have for your pup to stand out in every photo.

This custom dog tank isn’t just cute—it’s practical too! Made from 100% combed ringspun cotton for solid colors (with polyester blends in heather options), it’s soft, breathable, and machine washable. Available in sizes M to XL, it’s designed to fit pets of all shapes and sizes. For pups with larger chests, we recommend sizing up for a comfy fit.

  • Material: 100% combed ringspun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
  • Weight: Medium fabric (5 oz/yd² or 169 g/m²)
  • Label: EasyTear™ for added comfort
  • Fit Tip: Tanks run small, with a size variance of +/- 1″-2″. For larger-chested dogs, size up.

Let your pup match you in style and charm with this cozy, photo-worthy tank! Perfect for bonding moments and keeping your furry friend comfy on every adventure. 🐾

  M L XL
Length, in 10.00 12.00 15.50
Height, in 7.24 8.23 9.25
Collar width, in 5.37 6.50 9.00

 

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Customer Reviews

"This tote is EVERYTHING. Perfect size, super cute, and I get so many compliments! It’s my go-to for cat mom vibes whether I’m hitting the store or the beach. Obsessed."
- Mia L.
"This shirt cracks me up every time I wear it, and it’s actually so comfy too! Fits great, washes well, and the ‘cats have staff’ line is a hit with every cat lover I know."
- Kelly H.
"This tee just gets me. Oversized, cozy, and the print is on point. It’s my new fave for lazy days and weekend hangs with my pup. Seriously, if you need some chill travel vibes, get this."
- Jake T.